Random Oneshots

Sansby(GrillbyXSans)|Squeals Of Joy

Undertale
Sans waved to Papyrus closing the door as he went. He then began a calm stroll across Snowdin town, the snow thick under his slippers as alway. And again as always Sans was heading to Grillbys.

As he entered he was greeted by some of the people already here.
"Hi Sans."
"Hey Sans."
"Heya Sansy!"
"Hi guys." He replied making his way to his usual spot up at the bar. Grillby once joked that the stools must make Sans feel really tall, seeing as he's not tall. But to be fair Grillby was probably right. Plus the only reason this conversation happened was because Sans had actually struggled to get on the stool that night.

"Hey Sans. What can I get you? The usual?" Grillby asked.
"Yup thanks Grillbz." Sans replied. A couple of minutes later Grillby came back with a bottle of ketchup and handed it to Sans.

"Just put it my tab will ya?" Sans asked. Grillby sighed.
"Sans are you ever going to pay that tab?"
"I dunno." Sans shrugged. "Maybe my kids'll have to pay it. Or maybe my family will just be forever in debt to yours." Grillby chuckled a little.
"You make me laugh Sans."
"Yeah I have that effect on a lot of people. Except Pap. I make him scream. And like not in the good way." Sans replied to Grillby's comment.
"How do you scream in a good way anyway?" Grillby asked.
"Eh I dunno. Like a squeal of joy."
"But that's a squeal not a scream." Grillby pointed out.
"Okay how about when people scream at Mettaton? That's normally a good thing."
"I suppose, excuse me a moment Sans." Grillby replied going to take some of Snowdins' sentries orders. A few were already here but some had just arrived. Grillby disappeared into the bar after taking their orders, and came back a couple of minutes later.

"So Sans there's been something I've been meaning to ask you for a while now, and it's not about your tab...." Grillby trailed off feeling a little hotter than usual.
"Okay Grillbz what is it?" Sans asked a little concerned.
"You see Sans I've had a crush on you for a while now and I was wondering..... will you go on a-a date with m-me?" Grillby began stuttering a little towards the end, and Sans spat out his ketchup.

"Seriously Grillbz? You really mean it?" Sans said sanding on the stool a little, probably trying to reach Grillby's height.
"Of course."
"I'd love to go out with you!" Sans answered loudly letting out a sort of happy squeal. By now the pair had the whole bars attention.

"Ah so that's what a squeal of joy sounds like. Thank for the conformation on that one Sans." Grillby commented afterward, earning a blush from Sans.
"Sh-shut up." He muttered as everyone in the bar started making 'aww' noises or something similar to it. Naturally this only made Sans blush more. He pulled his hoodie over his and slammed it down on the table, maybe a little too hard for comfort.

Sans heard Grillby leave the counter to presumably go check the orders and reappeared a little while later, Sans meanwhile still had his hoodie up and head on the table.

"Aw Sans common you need to hide your beauty." Now Sans was sure he was officially dead inside, reluctantly he sat up properly.

The two began conferring a date, place and time for their very first date. Once it was all organised Sans decided he better head home to read Pap his bed time story. He sure did get cranky without one. Besides he'd be able to see his newly found boyfriend tomorrow. Just as always. Everything was on the same agenda but now.... now it was so much better!

Grillby autocorrect to Greystripe while I was writing this. It's also kinda awkward to write this in a wifi hotspot with over human beings potentially watching me!