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Sephora

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by queen_random1

by queen_random1

So I went on a best friend date yesterday because we missed each other SO MUCH.

I showed her Sephora for the first time

So this is what happens when you have to swatch everything on your arms 🙃

My other arm was covered in highlighters and bronzers too

Yes, I walked out of there like this.

She was so amused by the Putty highlighter.

When she tried to swatch it, she literally dug her finger win the highlighter so forcefully that she made a huge hole in it.

I was crying and laughing all at the same time.

S O P I G M E N T E D

I'm sorry I watch too many Manny MUA, Jeffrey Star, LauraLee and NikkieTutorials makeup videos

I rewatched "The Silent Voice" last night and I cried five times. Such a beautiful movie oh my GOD.

Now get ready to cry cause I did when I read this :)

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Thank you to the 115 notifications I woke up to at 7am this morning.

I checked my phone at 1am the last time before I went to sleep

And y'all had to SPAM me to the heavens.

It's cool though, I'm crying bc of the number of followers I have

669 😂

Fuck my dirty mind.

At least you guys didn't do this on Monday

This is how tired I was.

My friends are making fucking MEMES about this.

6 minus 3 doesn't equal 4, children.

Everybody that I sent this to fucking screenshotted this.

My mom was laughing her ass off.

If this goes viral, I will cry and die.