One Guard, Two Clowns

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One time Baby and Ennard were arguing on how to kill him, and he was in the background. Suggested by
youcantkeepmehere

Baby: Ennard, c'mon! Let's kill him hands on!

Ennard: No! I wanna scoop him!

Baby: Why cause you want his body?

Ennard: I don't want to stay underground, with a bear, a fox, a ballerina, and us two, we're clowns!

Baby: Cause we're a CIRCUS, Ennard!

F.Freddy: Are you two clowning around? *Badum Tss*

Ennard and Baby: FREDDY, LEAVE!

F.Freddy: I thought clowns could take jokes, guess not... *Leaves*

Eggs: What the hell are you guys doing! Should I just leave?

Baby: Probably

Ennard: NO! ... Stay here, please?

Eggs: Why, so you can KILL me? I think the fuck not!

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Done! As requested by youcantkeepmehere! You're welcome! This was short, but whatever...
Buh-Bye!

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