@DinahJane: Oh, you wanna know why we're in our robes? Cause we just had s e x
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@KylieJenner: @DinahJane, MY MOMS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, HOLY FUCK
@ArianaGrande: @DinahJane, THAT'S MY MOTHER FUCKING SHIP!
@NormaniKordei: @DinahJane, DINAH YOU HAVE MY MOM ON TWITTER F U CK
@AndreaHamilton: @DinahJane, @NormaniKordei, I've once walked in on you two... this is nothing
@CamilaCabello: @AndreaHamilton, MOMMY DREA Y A S
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Allysus: DINAH FUCKING JANE
DinahJ: Yes mom?
Allysus: YOU'RE IN TEXAS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!
DinahJ: Yeah, you're not home
Allysus: Wait... how do you know that?
NormaniK: Dinah and I had sex in your bed
LaurenJ: What the fuck guys? We were supposed to have a foursome in Ally's bed???
DuaL: *Cough*
LaurenJ: *Fivesome
KylieJ: *Double coughs*
LaurenJ: Sixsome.
ArianaG: *Triple coughs*
Crybaby: *Also coughs*
LaurenJ: ORGY. OKAY? WE'LL HAVE AN ORGY IN ALLY'S BED.
Allysus: N O. GOD NO. PLEASE.
DuaL: Do you mean yes?
Allysus: NO. NO MEANS NO.
LaurenJ: MY BODY MY RULES
Allysus: ...
LaurenJ: Sorry I was at a feminist seminar earlier...
Allysus: Anyways... THERE WILL BE NO ORGY IN MY BED, YOU FUCKING SINFUL ASS CUNTS.
Canola: But mommy... I wanted you to join ;)))))
NormaniK: The amount of double chins you added, turns me off
Canola: ;))))))))))))))))))))
NormaniK: S t o p
Canola: No
Canola: ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
NormaniK: MILA STOP IT OR NO ORGY IN ALLY'S BED.
Canola: Okay srry... :(
Allysus: THERE WON'T BE AN ORGY ANYWAYS!
KylieJ: How do you know? You're not home...😏
Allysus: Oh god, please don't tell me you're all in Texas...
Canola: ORGY TIMEEEEE
Allysus:
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DuaL: Join us mommy? ;)
Allysus: N O DUA
Allysus: Also, if any of y'all have an orgy on my bed, I will send all of your nudes to each of your parents
Crybaby: Good luck finding them, I've been searching for years.
ArianaG: Oh my god...
ArianaG: SOMEONE HELP MELLY FIND HER NUDES
LaurenJ: *Facepalm* She was talking about her parents, Ari.
ArianaG: Oh... oh that's sad...
DinahJ: So we really can't have an orgy on your bed, Ally?
Allysus: No.
DinahJ: Really?
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Allysus: Is that- is that my bird?
DinahJ: Yup.
Allysus: Is he standing on a fidget spinner?
DinahJ: Mhhhm.
Allysus: YOU WOULDN'T DARE DINAH JANE
DinahJ: Let us have an orgy on your bed.
Allysus: N O DINAH
DinahJ:
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Allysus: MR. BIRD AHAKLSLDD
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A/n: Stole the bird pics from my wife clexylexy 😘 love you bby
