HANG IN THERE !

WITH DEEP REGRET (Some Dark Humor)

Its with deep regret

I must inform

My death reports aren't imminent

Despite the use of poisoned pens

By 'friends' so indiscriminate

Unfortunate, I Survived

Your Vain Attempts To Kill Me

So Perhaps I'll Revive

Some Purple Prose, Or Some Alliteration

Something That Offends You.

Perhaps Something Like

Audacious Angry Antagonistic Angel

Decadent Despot,

Dishonest Destroyer Of Dreams

Loveless Lazy Litigant

Why Stroll Salaciously, Sipping Sarsaparilla

Mindlessly Mumbling Meaningless Mantras

That's Wisdom Won From Wicked Wiseman

OR

Deep still streams casually babble the truth

Avoid Angel, an advocate of avarice

An Angelic Angel

With A Devils tongue

And Beauty that's skin deep

With Heart of stone.