HANG IN THERE !

IN AND OUT (A slightly deranged view of the quote;IN and quote;OUT crowd.)

So many people

Crowded in one room

Best dress on

Tailored all in tune

'Oh that's a nice shirt'

'Do I look fat?'

'Don't sit there

That's reserved for Pat'

'When can we dance

Did you have a nice day'

'I'm so hungry

I could eat a cat'

'Have you met Bob

He's a nice sort of chap'

'I'll bring him around

And we can have a quick chat'

'Oh that music's so loud

I can't hear you talk'

'Really then lets take a short walk

Get away from the mob, a quick trip outside'

Cough cough, 'where's the view dear?'

Cough cough, wave's the smoke away

Cough cough,' Move a little left dear'

Cough cough,' NO, move this way.'

Cough cough, 'T'was better inside dear'

'No smoke to shoo away

'Now there's too much noise dear'

'But no sight of any friend'

'But all the people here Dear

I though they were your friends.'

'No no, they're just the IN crowd

So the party it must be great'

'Wearing all their brand new dresses

A fashionistas ball'

A'll a dripping in their jewellery

Oh don't they look fine, hum.. not at all'

'It's too bad that its too late dear'

'But it's only quarter to nine!'

'Perhaps the dancing will start soon dear

We can twirl on the floor'

'Trip the light that's fantastic

That's what we've come here for'

'No no, there's too much crush here

And here they come some more'

'To part of the IN crowd

They were left outside of the door'

Now all of them want IN too

There'll be no space to move around'

'Seems a pity that we're IN dear

When OUT is homeward bound'

'Who cares about fashion

Who cares about jewels'

'Madness abounds here

We're surrounded by all the fools'

'Lets flee while there's still time dear

I don't want to get crushed'

'I'll love you forever

But the rooms its going to bust'

I agree, your so right dear'

'To be IN, Is to be OUT'

'Lets flee for our lives dear'

'Can't hear you, better shout'

So she grabbed his fine gloved hand there

And together they did flee

Far from the IN crowd

As far, as far can be

No more partying forever

It now fills them with deep dread

.

The sham hollow greetings

It just messes with the head.

And the crush of those people

As fake smiles turn into frowns

No friends they found

For what is in an IN crowd

When forever you're OUT

Tis better with your friends

Than to be IN... YES lets be OUT