(Billdip) fem Dipper x Bill (Paused story, will continue story)

Chapter 4- Noddles?

Dipper POV

I was sitting at the table eating my noddles when...

(Crash)

For fuck sake Bill cant you not break anything, your going to get me killed you fuckwit, I watch as Bill rushes in the room and flicks my forehead, Owey I say as I hold my forehead.

I look at Bill as he smirks at me, I look back at him as I grab a knife running around the house chasing after him, I see tattletail with a cheerleader outfit on, and a note saying GO DIPPER.

I smile as I waste my good time trying to kill Bill.

I need a better life I say to myself.

-2 hours later-

I was sitting at the table with Bills body under the table with my feet on his body, next time Bill don't go breaking stuff or it will be worse punishment, Trust me when I say that I said to him, Your the devil he says to me, Thank you I say back to him as I dig my feet into him as I laugh.

Ahem, I get off the chair and walk outside as I feel hands go up my top...

I look at Bill as I say to him you have a death wish right? Yes he says, I grab his hands and flip him to the ground holding myself, Y-you pervert!!!!

D-don't touch me there, Oh are you sensitive there Bill says, I look at him as my face turns a bright red, I grab Tattletail as I give him a knife that's on fire, fetch boy fetch I say as Tattletail runs after Bill.

Work done.

I smile as I sit back in the chair eating noddles.

Hahaha I'm crazy and yet I know it, what is wrong with me....

Everything I hear Bill scream, Shut up triangle I wasn't talking to you pervert I say as I hold myself again thinking of when he touched me, A shiver went up my spine.

Am I falling for that pervert, Oh god what has happen to me, I need help...

Badly....

I get off the chair and grab the phone, I put in 911, I wait as all that I hear is sorry were busy right now please leave a messages after the beep.

Beep.

For fuck sake, what is wrong with theses people I simply try to call 911 and I get this, THIS, who the hell do they think they are some god, Jeez give me a break people all I wanted was some god dam help, But noooo you just couldn't give it to me because your to stubborn to give me help, It's so simple it's called get off that lazy ass of yours and helping someone FOR FUCK SAKE.

I slam the phone back into it's holder as I sit back in the chair, some people they are I say aloud.

-Next day-

I get out of bed as I was walking down the stairs when I saw Bill and Stan eyeing each other, I walk past them saying have fun smiling at them giving them a thumbs up.

People...

Cough Need help cough

I see a bar as I was walking somewhere...

OHHHhhhhh, I walk in as I see the bar tender, I say give me a drink, sorry miss but I can't since you are not the age as it says on your ID.

I stare at the man with my glare, Give me a drink I don't want to repeat myself again so Give me a drink, that's all I ask for, I Didn't ask for your stupid money all I wanted was a god dam drink, is it so hard to do.

F-fine the man says.

After 10 drinks

I'm "Hic" So "Hic" Drunk "Hic" Haha "Hic"

I'm a sexy lady "Hic" WHOOOO "Hic

I see Bill walk in as I jump over to him and say ello pervert come back for some ass eh, eh?

No thank you he says as he pushes me aside.

I fell to my knees hitting the floor B-but Senpai "Hic" W-why what did "Hic" I do to "Hic" You, P-please Senpai"hic"

I look at him with tears going down my eyes.

"Hic" M-meanie Bill "Hic"

-I'm bad at stories I need help...-