Readers?!

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Wait
Wait
Wait!


People are reading my trash?











Wow












Well I got a gift for yals












If u like matt












Ur gonna like this










13+ plz




















Ready

























Almost there....
















Matt:hurry!
Me:there going as fast as possible!just stay like that for a few more minutes!
Matt:well at least I'm getting a cookie out of this...
Me:and fangirls....don't forget more fangirls
Matt:crap


















Matt:yall almost there
Me:thx for doing my job
Matt:u welcome





















Me:ur getting warmer~
Matt:yyyyaaasss










And....

























Ur here!




 Matt:why u do this to meeeeeeMe:cuz the fangirls Matt:how popular am I?Tord:NOT AS POPULAR AS ME!!!Me:watTord:oh

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Matt:why u do this to meeeeee
Me:cuz the fangirls
Matt:how popular am I?
Tord:NOT AS POPULAR AS ME!!!
Me:wat
Tord:oh...hey short potato
Me:I'm not a short potato!!!
Tom:ur shorter than Tord
Me:*stands eye to eye to Tord*f*ck ur right!
Edd:SWEAR JAR!
Me:NO!
Matt:merrisa~
Me:*turns to see yandere matt*um...I....uh...I mean....o-of course....heh*put a Dollar in the swear jar*
Tom:pfffft
Me:wat?
Tom:ur scared of Matt?
Me:he pushed me off the roof when I made Edd cry....REMEMBER EYELESS MAN!
Tom:UR EYELESS TO!
Me:damn it ur right!
Tord:whelp wanna go murder short potato?
Me:*eyes go red*MURDER?!
Edd:cover ur ears!
Matt,Edd,Tom,and Tord cover there ears.
Me:*super loud scream that breaks all her glass*I LOVE MURDER!!!!!!!!
Tord:lets go!

puts an image with Edd
Me:u choose to give it to them










Edd:ummm














Tom:lets ruin there innocents>:D












Edd:*shows image*here












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:-WARNING!INNAPROPRIATE PHOTO!BE AWARE!-:

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Jk












Now it's smut
















Now it's smut

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Jk again















There's no smut



















But I got some words for y'all

























Read it carefully





















Jk

Tell me if ya thought I wasn't gonna put smut in this:3



Cuz if u know me

I luv smut

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