Me:I'm *hic* back
Friend:ur drunk again
Me:so~*hic*
Friend:Jesus u fucking remind me of Tom so much!
Me:fuck u~*hic*imma kill everyone~*hic*
Friend:and Tord
Me:we got any *hic*cola?
Friend:no
Me:well *hic* fuck this *hic* shit
Friend:there's the Edd....
Me:-_-
Friend:ur really drunk aren't chu
Me:no*hic*
Friend:what time is it then?
Me:*looks at clock*i *hic* can't read ordinary *hic* clocks dumbass
Friend:oh yeah
Me:let me *hic*check my digital *hic* whatch
Friend:well?
Me:Its*hic*im not fucking *hic*drunk asshole*hic*
Friend:bed now
Me:ur not my *hic* mom!
Friend:ur too drunk to be in the living room so you need to sleep!
Me:fuck ur *hic* sleep!
Friend:BED!
Me:no*hic*
Friend:*gets a knife*BED!
Me:oh shit*hic*ok!
*runs to bedroom*
Friend:wow that actually worked...hold on.....I know what's gonna happen...1....2....3
Me:FUCK U*HIC*IMMA BUILD A *hic*GIANT ROBOT WITH HARPOONS BIOTCH*hic*!!!!
Friend:there it is....
