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Dead to me
Me:hey u know eddsworld?
Friend:no...
Me: ur dead to me

Crush
Me:I got a crush
Friend:oh~who?
Me:edd,matt,tom,and tord:3
Friend:...
Me:I have a problem
Friend:yep

Death
Me:edd died on march 25th
Friend:yeah
Me:and it's march 15th today
Friend:yeah...
Me:we gotta make a special accasion now!
Friend:wat r u-
Me:GET A FUCKING PHOTO OF EDD IN A FRAME WITH COLA AND A SKETCH BOOK NOW!
Friend:Jesus it's just a dead Youtuber
Me:*cocks a gun*u wanna say that again*points at friend*
Friend:I'll go get the photo and cola...*runs out*
Me:gggooooodddd
Don't disrespect edd!

Tordmatt
Me:I ship tordmatt
Friend:it's weird
Me:....wat
Friend:tordmatt is weir-
Me:*points gun at head*excuse eh mwa!
Friend:I-I mean uh....tordmatt i-is aw-awesome like y-you
Me:gggoooddd now get on ur hands and knees and fucking beg for mercy
Friend:*gets on hands and knees*im sorry...I'm so so so sorry
Me:what have we learned?
Friend:not to mess with ur ships
Me:that's right biotch

Imma stab a bitch
Friend:so ur part norweigon?
Me:yeah
Friend:so ur NORWAY near Tom?
Me:imma stab a bitch if u make another norweighon pun
Friend:Mckay!

Mind reading
Reader:imma see in ur mind~
Me:ok good luck
-my mind-

Mind reading Reader:imma see in ur mind~Me:ok good luck -my mind-

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