Son: Dad I have a new girlfriend
Dad: Nice is she coming for dinner
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Daughter: Dad I have a new boyfriendDad: gimmie my gun
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Funny Jokes And Comebacks
RandomThis book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day
Joke 1
Son: Dad I have a new girlfriend
Dad: Nice is she coming for dinner
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Daughter: Dad I have a new boyfriendDad: gimmie my gun