*texting*
Friend: whatcha doin?
Girl: in the shopping centre, My bf just bought me the prettiest necklace and said he loves me😍😍😍😍
Friend: reality?
Girl in my house eating a Big Mac on the carpet with the dog pissing on the couch!
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Funny Jokes And Comebacks
RandomThis book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day
