Husband- Darling..! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.?
Wife- Edhar udhar kyu likhte ho?
Agar saccha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho...!!
😀Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nahi marne ka..!!
Arz kiya hai....
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Apni profile pic me akeli...
Aur pati ke profile pic me saath hoti hai
😜😜😜
Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....
😂😂😂
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Ek dum latest....
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👸Air hostess to Pandit: Sir, kya lenge?
👴Pandit- Puri, Sabji, Khir aur Laddu.
👸Air hostess- Sir, aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe hai, Vijay malya ke shraadh me nahi...
📖 📖 📖 😄😃😀😜
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me puchegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Santa dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hai
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nahi aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
😖😜😉😁😃😄😓
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte.. Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸
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