JAR

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That one moment when you open up the jar, and you see the seel on it still and you're just like "Yes!!! I'm the first one to open it!!" And then you do a little dance to celebrate... then you lift up the tab and see the little wave at the top, but the rest is flat. Then you think it looks like a little boy, with a little quof, so you die inside when you scop it out cause it's your child. No? Just me? Okay den...

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