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Friend: You need to stop referencing song lyrics...
Me: I think your mouth should be quiet 'cause it never tells the truth...
Friend: ... Staph
Me: You're such a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty face, but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time...
Friend: You're starting to scare me...
Me: You need a doctor, baby? You scared?
Friend: Okay, that's enough...
Me: Because enough's enough, we're done...
Friend: *walks away*

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