Me, me, and also, me

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My wedding speech

Me: I've been in love with this guy ever since I was a teen. He's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when I'm sad or angry, he cheers me up.

Guests: Aww

Me: But unfortunately, I can't marry Frank Iero so I'm stuck with this guy.

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