Paranormalcy One-Shots

Reth is Gay

Anybody ever wondered why Reth looks so perfect all the time?

Reth is gay and I don't care if faeries don't have an orientation okay

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I stood at the pond, arms crossed and staring out at all the paranormals before me. All their souls, just expecting me to take them back like that...

Anyway, now was not the time to get mad. I needed to speak to Reth...If he were even here... Lend, Arianna, Jack and I stood in a group. 

"Where is he?" I grumbled. "Maybe your pretty faerie boyfriend's hiding from you" Jack grinned. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, I wish"

Lend's warm arm snuck around my waist. 'I swear he's doing this on purpose" I groaned. "Yeah, pretty boy's just messing with you" Arianna replied. 

Suddenly my eyes that had been scanning over the pond locked onto him. Although his soul seemed to be diminishing, his copper glow was still breath taking. "There!" I said, and we all looked.

Reth seemed to be talking to another faerie. This faerie was completely pale and he had dark green hair, as if moss. His diamond blue eyes stared intently at Reth next to him. They seemed to be enjoying each other's company....

"gAAAAAAy. I ship it" I said, and the Arianna, Lend and Jack all looked at me wide eyed. "O-Oops...Did I say that out loud?" I just grinned wickedly. 

"So that's why he looks so beautiful and clean all the time!" I exclaimed. Jack's face lit up. "OH! AND THATS WHY HE WEARS THOSE CLOTHES! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW" He said. Arianna laughed, "AND WHY HIS HAIRS ALWAYS SO PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT!" 

We all burst out laughing, and all of the paranormals...including Reth and his boyfriend stared at us. I think that it's safe to assume that some of them, including the dragon, were glaring. None of us could stop our laughter. 

"O-Okay..." I breathed and started towards Reth. He came up to me. "Evelyn love, what on earth are you laughing about?" Came an almost rusted voice. "I-I'm sorry" I grinned. "Are you gay?"

 His face creased as he glared at me. "Of course I am not gay. How could you possibly think that I am happy at a time like this. No matter, all will be well in time" I looked back at the other three who could barely contain their laughter. 

"What on earth is so funny?" He demanded. "Aww, you're so innocent" I said, giving his head a pat, his hair perfectly soft against my skin. He glared at me a glare so glareful that I knew...there and then...that I could never be glared at like that again. 

"I solemnly swear that I will turn you into a brunette if you even so much as think of saying that again you silly little girl!" I let out a scream, turning and running down the path, running into the house, screaming the whole way.