Kinky

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( a/n super long update as an apology for being so late, also be4 u attack me,, they're 14 yrs old, you can't expect them not to be a little cringy sometimes, we all are/were :) -A)

2:40pm:

Draco🐍 is typing...
Draco🐍: hello

Harreeee: hey m8

Draco🐍: wyd

Harreeee: preparing for the task.
Harreeee: Hermione has me aiming all sorts of spells at fucking cushions lmao.

Draco🐍: ahah sounds fun

Harreeee: Wyd

Draco🐍: doing homework for snappy poo.

Harreeee: oh shit I forgot about that!

Draco🐍: do you want me to give you the answers?

Harreeee: you'd do that?

Draco🐍: yea it's not that big of a deal.
Draco🐍: cause we're friends now aren't we?
Draco🐍: idek is this something friends do? If you haven't noticed I'm not exactly familiar w the situation.

Harreeee: ofc we're friends
Harreeee: and the answers would really help me out...

Draco🐍: I'll send u them hold on.

Draco🐍 has sent you 3 photos, would you like to save them to your camera roll?
Three photos from Draco🐍 have been saved to your camera roll.

Harreeee: ty!

Draco🐍: np

3:19 pm

Harreeee: hey cutie.

Draco🐍: wtf Harry 😂

Harreeee: I can seeee you
Harreeee: O-o

Draco🐍: ur such a creep omg
Draco🐍: I bet ur under that fucking invisibility cloak.

Harreeee: am not!

Draco🐍: are too!

Harreeee: am not.
Harreeee: I'm behind the bushes.
Harreeee: can u c me?

Draco🐍: oh my god Harry.
Draco🐍: what the fuck are you doing down there?!

Harreeee is typing...
Harreeee: sorta fell.

Draco🐍: ffs
Draco🐍: stop that

Harreeee: stop what

Draco🐍: making me laugh. Blaise is getter suspicious
Draco🐍: he keeps asking who I'm texting

Harreeee: awww are you ashamed to be my friend?
Harreeee: 😩😭😭😭💔💔💔🙀😿😥😪😰😰😤😫😖🔫🔫🔫🔪🔪🔪🔪💉💉💔💔💔☹️☹️☹️😣😣😣😣😧😢😯😓😪😰😵😨😨😨😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭

Draco🐍: sweet Jesus

Harreeee: 😂
Harreeee: but seriously just tell them it's me

Draco🐍: no

Harreeee: y tho

Draco🐍: Harry I have a reputation

Harreeee: pffft
Harreeee: so do I
Harreeee: u just want ppl 2 think you're a big bad badguy who hates everyone and crushes ppl.
Harreeee: when really
Harreeee: you're a soft adorable kitten who is kind and lets me copy homework answers.

Draco🐍: HARRY!

Harreeee: you know it's true.

Draco🐍: IM NOT A KITTEN

Harreeee: sure sure

Draco🐍: I actually want to kill you

Harreeee: said the kitten

Draco🐍: oh my god I hate you

Harreeee: love u 2 bb
Harreeee: now introduce me 2 ur friends.

Draco🐍: no way

Harreeee: pleaseeee

Draco🐍: no Harry

Harreeee: fine, I'm coming over.

Draco🐍: Harry James Potter don't U fucking dare.
Draco🐍: I swear to fucking merlin if you leave that bush
Draco🐍: omg stop
Draco🐍: go back
Draco🐍: hoe don't do it.

3:30pm

Draco🐍 is typing...
Draco🐍:I cannot believe
Draco🐍:you just did that.

Harreeee: 😎😎😎😎

Draco🐍: ur a rat Harry Potter

Harreeee: yet you still love me

Draco🐍: don't even
Draco🐍: i'M so embarrassed
Draco🐍: I can't believe pansy did that.

Harreeee: hehehehh it was kinda funny,

Draco🐍: I didn't even know she was there.
Draco🐍: you came over, said hi, and she just starts fucking SCREAMING.

Harreeee: What was she yelling again???

Draco🐍: you know very fucking well what she said
Draco🐍: don't make me repeat it

Harreeee: pleaseeeee. Go on
Harreeee: be a good kitten

Draco🐍: kinky

Harreeee: say it

Draco🐍: Drarry is real

Harreeee: HGGAHAGA
Harreeee: we have our own ship name can u believe

Draco🐍: ffs

Harreeee: we're her 'OTP' yet u still think I'm the creepy one

Draco🐍: to be fair you were hiding in the bushes

Harreeee: I F E LL
Harreeee: GEEZ

Draco🐍: Whatever u say bush man

Harreeee: holy Jesus
Harreeee: I gtg :(
Harreeee: hermiones making me practice again

Draco🐍: okayyyyy :(

Draco🐍: bye bye bush man

Harreeee: Ttly kitten

Draco🐍: ffs

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