Commonly used to completely baffle idiots.
"Your maternal figure contains so many triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the earth!"
"Is your mother traveling at the speed of light? Because her mass is infinite!"
"Your mother is so fat that whether or not the Higgs Boson exists, she still has mass."
"Yo mama is so slow that her De Broglie Wavelength is observable on a microscopic scale!"
"Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially."
"Yo mama’s so big that she has a gravitational pull equal to that of the sun."
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Ultimate Comebacks - Your Mum Is
HumorHow exactly does one win an insult war? By pulling the ultimate insult: YOUR MUM IS! Read on and discover Your Mum jokes, insults and comebacks for every situation! Enjoy! Llamas 'R' Us
