Book 1 of --
🌷 Hello, my lovely children!
This is Marili speaking, also known as Koala Eomma, Mama Koalabeaw, or Author-nim by some of you!
(Pen names given)
~♔~
Welcome to these BTS Reactions and...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Excuse me? Who feeds you? They don't. I do. I make you feel a lot better than they could ever do. Are you really going to replace this Worldwide Handsome for them?"
You; "But like..."
Jin; (doesn't cook food for you for a month) (no sex for over a month) (seriously.. He can hold back but still tease the fuck out of you.)
(Idk how you are going to fix this Y/N)
Namjoon;
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Look kitten. You better act right before I have to punish you later."
Y/N; "But Lay has me so-"
Namjoon; (grabs you by the waist and carries you on his shoulder) "you won't be walking for a month so if I were you, I'd cancel any and all events that involve you moving."
(You are fucked. Both Figuratively and actually.)
Yoongi;
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(Silent treatment. Good luck)
Hoseok;
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Omfg look at Kai go!! Is that Sehun shirtless?? Look at them thighs!!!!!"
Y/N; (silently regrets saying anything)
Taehyung;
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"Oh... Okay.. I mean.. Their good... And I look up to then but like..." (Sees Baekhyun Sunbaenim) "EOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Y/N; "........."
Jimin;
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Y/N; Look at Xiumin's thighs!!
Jimin; What about mine?? (Baby wants attention so give it to him before he gets angry.)
(Let's all pray that Jimin's thighs come back and that he starts eating again bc he has already fainted due to not eating for days. Please Jimin.. We love you chubby so please don't starve yourself! Or any member... No member should do this. We love your tummies and all!)
Jungkook;
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"So does that mean I can go see Lisa from Blackpink? You know the cute girl from that cute group. She's so fluffy and adorable and her voice range is just amazing and-
Y/N; "No you can't!"
Jungkook; "That means you can't go see Exo or fangirl over them. You got it?"
Y/N; "But-"
Jungkook; "I also heard she might like me. She's so good at rapping and her legs are so long! Maybe me and her can collab and spend time together and maybe-"
Y/N; "FINE FINE I SURRENDER!"
Jungkook;"That's my good girl..."
◈◈◈◈
🐨Hello my sweethearts!
Did you miss me?
I missed you guys so much this week I swear.
Anyway.
I'll be posting new chapters on a lot of my works so please go support those too!
Don't forget I also make Covers, One Shots, and that I'm making a new book on my personal account.
I also have a contest going on so feel free to check that out!
Link to where you can donate is here;
http://ko-fi.com/A8242Z6W
Thanks for supporting my sweeties!
I hope to see you around more and more!
Spread the love and I hope you would also share my works to other fellow Armys!
Next up will be an Imagines... Those take longer so please bare with me!
