Book 1 of --
🌷 Hello, my lovely children!
This is Marili speaking, also known as Koala Eomma, Mama Koalabeaw, or Author-nim by some of you!
(Pen names given)
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Welcome to these BTS Reactions and...
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"Fuck that shit I'm out this hoe ain't no body need this shit in their life. Fuck that I came here to get the guys scared you hoes."
(Wind blows by)
"Fuck was that? I think someone sneezed. Is that fucking guts? Aawh hell tha fuck nah bitch, I be YEETING out this mofo right the fuck now. Y'all suckers can die the fuck alone I'm out bitches."
Namjoon:
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"Why.. Why do you guys always make me go through this shit. Might as well enjoy the wife's screams- I mean Jin yelling."
(Taehyung goes missing)
"Fuck sake. I think I'm more scared of the wi- I mean Jin's ass whoopen's over any fucking monster this hoe got to offer. I need to go find that child before I'm beheaded."
Yoongi:
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"Why do we get put in this hell whole?"
(Monster appears)
"FUCKKKKKKK"
(HIGH PITCH SCREAM)
"SQUARE THE FUCK UP BITCH I WILL KICK YO ASS BACK TO THE 10TH CENTURY YOU FUCKING SHIT!!"
(Monster leaves)
"Yeah I had that shit under control. No sweat bitches. Swaggg."
Hoseok:
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"NOPE."
(Hell sounding screams)
(J-Hope? More like J-im out this bitch bye, fuck that don't need this not funna deal with it you mf-ers for bringing me here I hope y'all die nope.)
Taehyung:
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"Fuck I'm lost......"
(Ends up finding an ice cream stand and goes back to invite some of the people in costume to go eat with him aka makes friends with the monsters.)
"And that's how I got stuck here. And you bro? How did it cone to you working here?"
Jimin:
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"Fackkkkk is that shit wtf hyungs why do we have to be here wtf. I hate you all guys I hate youuuuuuuuuu."
(Small sound)
"Fucking going to karate chop your ass to the next dimension you little slut. Come at me brhhhhhh."
(Gets lost too)
Jungkook:
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"Wait... Where did Jimin and Taehyung hyungs go????"
(Finds a ghost)
"Oh look at the cute ghost. Hey Namjoon hyung can you take a picture?"
(Picture taken)
"Awww yeah. I look like a boss."
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🐨I hope y'all enjoy today's special reaction.
Normal reactions will be posted later so please don't be afraid.
