Gag Reel to Darkness Rising; Pt1

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Cliffjumper is taken to Starscream after the battle with the Decepticons.

Cliff : Scream, it's been a while.

Starscream : ... *screams*

Cliff : ... What. The. HELL. Was that for?!

Starscream : *bursts into laughter* I'm sorry, I forgot my line, so I did what you told me.

Cliff : Hu- OH! Oh my... *chuckles, chuckle turning into laughter* (bleep)it Starscream.

Jack has left work and is admiring Arcee.

Jack : *strokes Arcee's seat* Nice.

Arcee : *revs engine*

Jack : *jumps* FRICK! Really, Arcee?! (bleep)it...

Cliff : *is laughing in the background*

Arcee and Bumblebee are giving their report to Optimus.

Arcee : And the cons would've been scrap metal if I hadn't been distracted by the human.

Optimus : Human?

Bee : Beep boop *hold up two digits*

Optimus : *irritated* Two boys.

Arcee : I guess the second one caught us in action, I don't know. I was a little bu-

Bee : *radio suddenly turns on* This hit, that ice cold M- *quickly turns it off* God Damnit... 

Optimus : ... Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold.

Arcee : *snorts, doubling over*

Optimus is Explaining what happened to Cybertron to the three children.

Optimus : ... And it was thus, Megatron lost his way.

Miko : *sighs, twirling her hair* Is there gonna be a quiz?

Cliff : Bitch.

Optimus : Cliffjumper, shut up. When filming you're supposed to be quiet!

Cliff : Sorry, didn't think I said it out loud.

Arcee : (bleep)it Cliff.

Starscream and Soundwave have opened the Ground Bridge and Megatron has come out.

Megatron : Decepticons! I have *camera that's doing the close up hits his face* ow.

Starscream : Are you alright?!

Megatron : Yea, just - (Bleep)! *falls as cables holding him up snap* ... Why couldn't we have actually done this in space?!

Cliff : *laughs*

Optimus : You need help?

Megatron : No, I'm fine. (bleep)ing greenscreen tore... 

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