Arcee and Jack are Going For a Ride
ARCEE: Hold tight, Jack.
JACK: *falls off as Arcee accelerates* (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!) Oooow... *laughs* (Bleep) me.
Ratchet is being attacked by the weird Spidery thing.
RATCHET: *screams as the plastic prop of the Spider thing is thrown at him* *stops as it bounces off of him* ... (Bleep!) it Optimus! You missed your cue AGAIN!
OPTIMUS: I did?!
RATCHET: I swear, if you miss it again, I'm going to smack you upside the helm with a wrench!
DIRECTOR Y/N : Alright, let's try again for eightieth(80th) time!
OPTIMUS: You've been keeping count too?!
Screamer is trying to convince Soundwave that Megatron is Crazy
(The only thing he was ever right about)
STARSCREAM: Soundwave! I fear that when our Master reached for the stars, he came down with a touch of space madness. Lord Megatron has not had sound judgment since his return. Increase global surveillance!
SOUNDWAVE: *plays back what he thinks is Megatron's last orders to the coward* YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! *jolts, faceservo-ing* (Bleep)
STARSCREAM: *laughing his aft off*
Starscream Torturing Fowler
STARSCREAM: I'll ask nicely one last time... The Autobots Base!
FOWLER: Sure thing buddy. Right after you eat my star sequined shorts!
STARSCREAM: *goes to say line* *laughs instead* I'm so sorry... I am so sorry... it gets me every time.
FOWLER: C'mon, my arms are getting tired man...
Megatron meets Optimus and Ratchet Find the Graveyard
MEGATRON: Optimus! Been well? I see you brought your trusty watchdog. I would have thought he'd be condolencing in a scrapyard by now.
RATCHET: Why don't you invite him down here for a chat? *cracks neck and knuckles*
OPTIMUS: I know why you're here, Megatron.
MEGATRON: Hardly a surprise, Optimus. You and I have been at this a long time... and your time, has come to an end! *holds up dark energon shard, throwing it down* *let go too soon* *Prop goes sailing*
RATCHET: *gets hit in the helm with it* AH! (bleep)! Ow, that (bleep!)ing hurts!
OPTIMUS: ... HOW DARE YOU HURT RATCHET! *goes running towards Megs* *tackles him off set*
MEGATRON: AAAAH HELP ME!
Director Y/N: CUT!
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TFP Bloopers
FanfictionYea, I know there are a few out there, but all the ones I've seen is just silly stuff. I thought, what if I made legitimate bloopers. Eh, it's hard to explain. Read on and you'll figure it out.
