That big fat green dude threw me the all the fucking way across town luckily I landed on a nasty old mattress that smelled like some dog shit on a salad and then threw some fuckin cat urine on it. Ya know I was just trying to get my ass over to 7-11 so I could get a hotdog but no that dude want to be all rude and shit so ya know my kids gonna starve now but that ain't my fault nu uh. Being a snail is hard bein all slow and shit then big green dude wants to come over and be like blah blah blah talkin bout his problems. He said he had a name uh uh shriek yea that was it so yea shriek is an ass and if you see him tell him "SHANIQUA SAYS YOU AN ASS SHRIEK" then walk off. Oh shit a hawk well I guess this is goodbye.
Guys don't kill me actually do I want to die but idk what this chapter was but shaniqua is back
-Speaker
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Keeping up with the Blobshrooms
РазноеNow, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was wh...
