-Based on pic above title-
"HOLY MOTHER OF LORD ITS JOANA, SHES SO PRETTY I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE JINJIN WHAT DO I DO OML SAVE ME GAHHHH"
"Sanha sanha...calm down." Jinjin whispers to the lovestruck snaha.
"You know what to do..."
Sanha gets up off his chair, kate, rocky and jinjin cheering him on from behind. But of course rocky and Kate are holding hands while cheering...after all they are a married couple with 10 kids.
"J- Joana...would you...like a..."
*Pffft*
"What was that?!" Sanha shrieks. Not believing he just farted ONFRONT of the prettiest girl he's ever seen. But Joana just batts her eyelids flirtatiously.
"How did you know! That smell...*deep inhale* SO RICH. MMMM"
"DO.YOU.WANT.A.CHIP."
sanha stutters yet again
Joana crawls up onto sweet sanha...
"SAAALLLLTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"SALTY LIKE A SUGAR SPICE" they both pounce around the cafe, screaching "SWEET LIKE A GEEEEX, SALTY LIKE A SUGAR SPICE"
finally they get tired and lick each others spiced pumpkin latte. NOMNOMNOM
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A Strange Addiction | Kpop Imagines
Fanfiction! WARNING ! some chapters may contain smutt! - I hope you all like these?! It's fun to write while bored as fuck, it makes the story so much more interesting! Mkay! Byyeee~
