Molly: How do you cook roast?
Molly: Hello! I ask for, how do you cook roast?!
Molly: This stupid thing.
Fred: Mum, what are doing?
Molly: Fred? I didn't know you was on Google, dear. I'm trying to figure out what is this roast and how do you cook it.
Fred: Ugh, Mum, I'm not Google and I don't know how.
Molly: What?! Then what is this app?!
Fred: ....
Molly: Whatever! Take me to Google!
Molly: Now, how do you cook a roast?
Fred: I don't know, just ask dad.
Molly: Dad?! How do you know him?! Who is this?!
Fred: It is I, the well known Google. Fear me. Love me.
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
