This is honestly from one of my favorite Vines. I just turned it into a text. And I added some stuff to it.
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Theo: The weirdest thing happened today.
Draco: A girl tried snogging you again?
Blaise: You didn't pay the stripper so she tried stabbing you with her shoe?
Pansy: You thought you could hit it and quit it again?
Daphne: Those three things right there let's me FURTHER know I should keep turning you down you complete arrogant, ignorant, idiotic, git.
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Pansy: Woah.
Theo: Thanks, you guys. Thanks a lot.
Blaise: In my defense I had no idea she was in here.
Draco: I apologize, TJ. Continue.
Theo: So, I was standing in the kitchen, right? I had a box of Frosty Flakes in my hand and I grabbed some and ate it.
Blaise: Motherfucker eating Frosty Flakes at 2 pm and shit 😂😂
Pansy: Language.
Theo: ....
Draco: Continue, TJ.
Theo: Thanks, Drake.
Theo: Anyway, as I was eating my father walked up to me and was like, "WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!" So, I was like, "Frosty Flakes, dad, damn."
Pansy: Wasted my time.
Blaise: This just made my day. 😂😂
Pansy: Oh please...
Blaise: it's too funny. 😂😂😂😂
Draco: .....

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