A German tourist walks into a Mc Donald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, Mc Donald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON! " The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?!? " the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food. "
