Things to do:
Stick a post it note on someones car and write 'sorry for the damage' then watch them look for the damage! :)
Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar and eat it in public.
Change your name to Simon, speak in third person. eg. Simon says! :)
Change Facebook name to no one, then like peoples status's!
Change ipod name to titanic. Press cancel as it says, titanic is syncing. Your a hero!
Go in a elevator, and say "what a weird place to keep a tree" watch people look for a tree.
Walk into a store and ask what year it is. Then scream it worked, and run out.
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I'm going to try these all lol!! xD
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