October 6th
10:30pm
California time
Hazel✨
I'm about to sue
Hazel✨
This store has Seven,
SEVEN different kinds
of Ben and Jerry's Zach.
SEVEN. And my flavour is the
only one sold out
Hazel✨
You know what they
did?
Hazel✨
They knew I was gonna
come in, so they were like
Hazel✨
"Let's hide them all
so she doesn't emotionally eat
all her problems and then
putt off the gym for the next
two weeks"
Hazel✨
And you know what
I say to that?
Hazel✨
Fuck you Timothy
Hazel✨
If I wanna gain 5 pounds
in fudge brownie than I fucking
will
Hazel✨
Men are just assholes, all of
them hate me I swear
Hazel✨
I'm thinking lesbian
is the way to go.
Hazel✨
My best friend is gay and
he's always fucking happy.
Hazel✨
See what I did there?
Hazel✨
Just realized it's four am
for you because you're out
in the uk being a rockstar which
I'm not at all jealous of
Hazel✨
Goodnight babyface💗👹
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