Person 1: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice out of it.......Sit back, relax and let the world wonder how you did it!
Person2:Says the juice centre man scratching his underarms!
Person1: That's ironic coz that's your job! What better way to roast yourself than describing how bad your situation really is!
Person 2:Says the juice centre man!
Person1: Well at least I have a job (supposedly working at a juice centre)
Person2 : So happy for you homie...!
Person 1: I'll be proud of you when you stop stocking and get an actual job!
Person2: Why are you still commenting man! Aren't you suppose to be making juice atm?
Person 1: You know that's actually true...maybe I'll give you one for free.....You being jobless after all..!
PS: If you have some creative comebacks then be sure to leave a comment below and get a chance to be featured in one of my chapters!
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Comebacks
RandomThe wittiest, smartest, rarest and sarcastic combacks. These are lifesaver! Inspired by my friends and I These are random conversations I also decided to add a few puns along the way. *Read on your own risk*