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Who Did It?

~everyone logs on~

SteakyChef: Okay! Who the heck left shattered glass all over my floor?

Bacon: Are you sure that wasn't debris from hitting Kai in the head?

SteakyChef: I clean up my mess.

Chenosaurus: Sure you do.

SteakyChef: Do you want to die today?

MamaSuho: Woah Woah Woah, calm down Kyungsoo.

HappyVirus: Just be happy 😃

SteakyChef: SHUT THE FUCK UP CHANYEOL WITH YOUR HAPPINESS!!!

MamaSuho: WHY ARE YOU CUSSING?!?! I WILL SPANK YOU!!

PrinceLuhan: I don't think you'd want to do that.

DragonWu: I remember he turned into Satansoo when something similar like that happened when I was still there.

GucciPanda: I don't think it's a good idea to try threaten him.

MamaSuho: I'm not scared of him! I got a belt.

SteakyChef: AND I GOT A KNIFE SO YOU GOT NOTHING!

Yehet: Geez, Kyungsoo, are you sure it wasn't you?

SteakyChef: I'M FUCKING SURE!!

Baozi: Hmm, how do you know for sure.

SteakyChef: I'm in charge of cleaning the dorm.

UnicornLay: That is true.

DancingMachine: And Kyungsoo hasn't hit my head with a bottle of love lately.

Bacon: I swear, does he ever get a hint of Kyungsoo's "love" for him?

HappyVirus: I don't even know.

SteakyChef: THAT ISN'T THE POINT, WHO DID IT?!?! THE GLASS STABBED MY FOOT!

Yehet: Someone speak up before we all get killed.

GucciPanda: We can't let Satansoo come out again.

Baozi: We almost got killed the last time he came out.

MamaSuho: Come on, who did it?

PrinceLuhan: Was it you Baekhyun?

HappyVirus: Why are you assuming that he did it?

PrinceLuhan: I mean he does a lot of pranks.

Bacon: It wasn't me.

DancingMachine: Kyungsoo, when did this happen?

SteakyChef: This morning. I had to clean it up and now I got a bandaid on my wound.

Bacon: I wasn't here this morning. I was grocery shopping with Chaniee~

Yehet: Did you get toilet paper?

HappyVirus: We got everything that you guys wanted.

UnicornLay: I'm kinda glad that I'm not with you guys right now.

Baozi: Be very glad.

MamaSuho: Was it you, Chen?

Chenosaurus: No, I was watching TV.

GucciPanda: Did you guys hear any glass shatter?

DancingMachine: Yes, this morning at around 6 AM.

UnicornLay: Then it HAS to be someone.

DragonWu: Were you awake, Kyungsoo, when it happened?

SteakyChef: I think I was asleep.

Bacon: You THINK?

SteakyChef: YES, I THINK! And you try saying anything else, I'll cut you.

HappyVirus: Okay guys, lets stop chatting before Kyungsoo turns into Satansoo.

Baozi: Agreed, lets just think about it for now.

SteakyChef: SOMEONE SOLVE IT QUICK!!

~Everyone logs off~