36. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried.
37. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
38. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
39. My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
40. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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101 of the World's Funniest One Liners/Jokes
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