Everybody (except Jeff) huddled up in the kitchen looking at Jeff who was sitting on the couch, (Name) stood up and pointed at him
(Name) :There! Right There! Look at that tan, that tinted skin (Jeff: I'M AS PALE AS A SHEET! WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!) Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubly chin Oh Please he's gay, totally gay
(Slenderman): I'm not about to celebrate Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay
(Name) pouted and crossed her arms
(All) That is the elephant in the room Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically matically fay?
(Helen) :But look at his quoft and crispy locks
(Name) :Look at his silk translucent socks
(Slenderman): There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seeing
(Name) What are we seeing?
(Slenderman) Is he gay?
(Name) Of course he's gay
(Slenderman) Or European?
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(All) ohhhhhh Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or european?
(EJ) Well, hey don't look at me
(Clockwork) You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports They play peculiar sports
(All) In shiny shirts and tiny shorts Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks They will say things like "ciao bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks
(Name) Oh please
(All) Gay or European? So many shades of gray
(EJ) Depending on the time of day The French go either way
(All) Is he gay or European? or-
(Jane) There! Right There! Look at that condescending smirk Seen it on every guy at work That is a metro-hetro jerk That guy's not gay, I say no way
(All) That is the elephant in the room Well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
(Name) Is automatically, radically
(Slenderman) Ironically, cronically
(Clockwork) Scurtinly, curtainly
(EJ) Genetically, netically
(All) Gay! Officially Gay! Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay! Dammit Gay or European?
(Slenderman) So stylish and relaxed
(All) Is he gay or European?
(Slenderman) I think his chest is waxed
(Clockwork) But they bring their boys up different there It's culturally diverse It's not a fashion curse
(All) If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code
(Nina) Yet his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed
(All) Huh Gay or European? So many shades of gray
(Nina) But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday
(All) Is he gay or European? Gay or european? Gay or Euro-
(Helen) Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try
(Slenderman) The floor is yours
(Helen) So Mr. Argitacos... This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
(Jeff) 2 years
(Helen) And your first name again is...?
(Jeff) Nicos
(Helen) And your boyfriend's name is...?
(Jeff) BEN *cough* I'm sorry! I misunderstand You say boyfriend I thought you say best friend BEN is my.... best friend
(BEN) You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it I no cover for you, no more! Peoples I have a big announcement This man is gay and European!
(Jeff) I'm straight!
(BEN) You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's gay!
(All) And European!
(BEN) He's gay!
(All) And European!
(BEN) He's gay!
(All) And European and Gay!
(Jeff) Fine okay I'm gay!
(All) Hooray!
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Music Shifter
FanfictionYou are a secret killer for a few years, nobody can ever track you. You gain powers are from music Example: you hear the song unravel from Tokyo Ghoul, you became a ghoul what if the creepypasta's find out about you? This is a reader insert. YOU a...
