Extra Chapter #8

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JEFF WOODS: (singing)
Dear Liu Woods, we've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!

LIU WOODS: (speaking)
Why would you write that?!

(NAME) : (speaking)
I'm just trying to tell the truth

LIU WOODS: (speaking)
This needs to be perfect, these emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just-... I'll do it.

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
I've gotta tell ya, life without you has been hard-

(NAME) : (speaking/laughing)
Hard?

JEFF WOODS:(singing)
Has been bad-

(NAME) : (speaking)
Bad?

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
Has been rough!

(NAME) : (speaking)
Kinky!

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
And I miss talking about life and, other stuff

(NAME) : (speaking)
Very specific.

LIU WOODS: (speaking)
Shut up!

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
I like my parents-

(NAME) : (speaking)
Who says that?

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
I love my parents, but each day's another mourn
If I stop killing chicks, then everything might be alright

(NAME) : (speaking)
Killing... Chicks...

LIU WOODS: (speaking)
Just fix it!

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
If I stop smoking crack-

LIU WOODS: (speaking)
Crack?!

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
If I stop smoking pot, then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more.... nice...
I'll turn it around, wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten- tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me

(NAME) : (speaking)
Are we done yet?

LIU WOODS: (speaking)
Well I can't just give them one email, I wanna show that I was like, a good friend, ya know?

(NAME) : (speaking)
Oh my god

LIU WOODS: (singing)
Dear Connor Murphy, yes I also miss our talks
Stop killing chicks, just try to take deep breaths and, go on walks

(NAME) : (speaking)
No.

LIU WOODS: (singing)
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing kills

(NAME) : (speaking)
No!

LIU WOODS: (singing)
You'll be obsessed with all my new killing methods

(NAME) :(speaking)
Absolutely not!

LIU WOODS: (singing)
Dude, I'm proud of you!
Just keep pushing through!
You're turning around, I can see

JEFF WOODS: (singing)
Wait and see!

LIU & JEFF (singing)
'Cause all it takes is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten-tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely, me

JEFF: (singing)
My brother's hot!

LIU: (speaking)
What the hell?!

(NAME) : (speaking)
My bad.

JEFF : (singing)
Dear Liu woods, thanks for every note you send

LIU: (singing)
Dear Jeffrey woods , I'm just glad to be your friend

JEFF & LIU: (singing)
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond

LIU: (singing)
But not because we're gay...

JEFF: (singing)
No, not because we're gay

JEFF & LIU : (singing)
We're close, but not that way!
The only man that I love, is my dad

JEFF: (singing)
Well anyway

LIU: (singing)
You're getting better every day

JEFF: (singing)
I'm getting better every day!

LIU: (singing)
You're getting better, every

LIU & JEFF: (singing)
Day!

ALL: (singing)
Hey hey hey hey!

'Cause all that it takes, is a little re- in- ven- tion!
It's easy to change if you give it your a- ten-tion!
All you gotta do, is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely-

JEFF & LIU: (singing)
Miss you dearly

ALL: (singing)
Sincerely, Me!

JEFF: (singing)
Sincerely, Me

ALL: (singing)
Sincerely, Me!

Sincerely, me

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Well this certainly wasn't the chapter you were waiting for.... Sorry bout that,  i'll post it later this day

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