5H Short Story: Rap Battle

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Camila: Let's do another rap battle!!!

Dinah: *covers ears* Ah! BITCH WE'RE TWO FEET FROM YO ESS!!!

Lauren: Who battling?

Normani: Mila and Ally

Camila: This'll b lit *rubs hands together*

Dinah: My money on Mila

Lauren: Nah, trick...I was joking when I said she can rap

Ally: Yeah, babe, you're pretty bad...maybe the Lord will bless you

Camila: 😑 I can rap!! Watch!!!
Ally hella short
She gotta jump to reach my pussy
We all know she gay
For this Cuban booty
This a gay as chat
Though, Lolo hella bi
She wants a piece of Dinab's Polynesian pot pie
Back to Ally
Still shop in the kids section
Let's have a make out session
Cuh, hey, u real cute
Aye, Camally real real
I got bars to kill
Just like Bill
I like buffalo wings
Cuh of Mani from the hill
But I ain't silent, I'm deadly
You want me? Come get it
Cuh I'm straight outta Havana
Make them all say "oh, na na"
BARS BITCHES!!!

Dinah:...

Laurwn:...

Normani: "Mani from the hill"?

Dinah: "Polynesian pot pie"?

Ally: "She gotta jump to reach my pussy"?

Dinah:....*snicker* Ally said "pussy"

Lauren: For the record Camz, I don't want her "Polynesian pot pie"

Dinah: Yeah, you do

Lauren: 😒

Dinah: 😏

Normani: Ally, your turn!!!

Ally: Uh, OK, dk how to rap

Normani: Just point out the obvious and make it rhyme

Ally: OK...a beat?

Lauren: *that beat box from thug harmony*

Ally:CaGayo. Want some San Antonio
Hernandez onna track
Cuh I run the streets tho
Who said I was an angel?
Shit, when you look at me
What do you see?
I'm taking shit from our new CD
I heard Havana
And OMG, I loved it
But oh na nah
This Mexi's ass is worth it
I gotta jump in yo pussy?
Oh, but you dive in mine
Aint no secret
Camally's more real than Camren's lifetime

Normani: OOOOO SHET NOW!!! ALLYSIN'S OUT TO PLAY!!! MILA, GET HER!!

Ally: Dear, Lord, forgive me

Lauren: Yeah, c'mon Camz

Dinah: Walz, break her!!!

Camila: Bet...You won't saying all this shit when I was a middle finger in deep
I can fuck you hella good in my deep Dinah sleep
Hell, I'm Mexi too
You pushing boulders,boo
Nah, you push Fruity pebbles
That's all you could do
You're nervous in interviews
Only when I look at you
Cuh when we reach that hotel room
Ykno what Daddy Mila gone do
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
Yeah, i got Lana on ya
Baby, be a freak like me
Let's go to California
Let's lust for life on a Weeknd
So we can get our freak in
My mouth gonna lock in
On that pussy, cuh its bles-sed

Dinah:...it tastes like that fr?😕

Lauren: Shh, asshole...

Ally:....

Normani: Yooo...

Camila: Why you so quiet Ally? 😏

Ally: Room...RIGHT NOW

Camila: Uh, y-yes ma'am😳

Normani: Uh oh

Lauren: Ally gonna FUCK YOU up...literally

*Ally and Camila leaves*

Normani: True

Dinah: Let's pray for Mila's pussy

Normani: *prayer hands* Amen

Dinah: But do her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola tho?

*Lauren gets up and leaves*

Dinah: Guess I'm stuck with you?

Normani: Nah, trick, I'm out

Dinah:..
I just wanted to know if her pussy tasted like Pepsi Cola

Normani: *from the kitchen*.....It does

Dinah: THANK YOU!!! Wait, what? How u know?!

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