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5H and LM short story: Huh?

(In this, 4/5 of Fifth Harmony chill out with 3/4 of Little Mix; Leigh-Anne and Ally are MIA)

Lauren: ... Glad I broke up with his bum ass in all honesty

Dinah: *nods* True dat

Camila: *stale face* Bitch... You were team Tylenol from the jump. Don't be foo-foo

Dinah: I ain't foo-foo, hoe

Normani: *walks in* Bitch, yes you were. Talm bout sum they look alike... I should pop you ass for disrespecting Ligament like that

Lauren: *nods* Right... Wait, who?

(Doorbell rings)

Camila: I got it! *does some weird parkour mover over the couch and fucking falls* ...well, fuck

Dinah: *shakes head* Bitches be bonkers *gets up and answers the door*

Lauren: Who's at the door, Dinah?

(Dinah comes in with Jesy, Perrie, and Jade)

Lauren: *gets up and greets them happily* Hey, guys!

(They exchange pleasantries)

Camila: *looks up at Jade; eyes wide; stands up swiftly and straightens (snort) herself* Well...ahem...*smirks* Hellooo, Jade

Jade: *looks at her weird* Uh, hi, Camila

Camila: *continues to look at her like a horny squirrel*

Dinah: Uh... Anyways, what brings you here?

Jesy: Well, we grew bored and decided to come over. Hope it isn't a problem?

Lauren: *gawking at her* No, not at all... Come and sit, darlings

Normani: *slowly pulls out a gum pack and holds it out to them* Gum?

Perrie: *takes one at godspeed and stuffs it in her mouth*

Jade: Pez, yer gonnay choke, babe!

Perrie: *shrugs* Imma gangsta

Camila: *points at her* I felt that dawg

Normani: *chomp chomp nommy nom* Where's Leigh?

Jade: She ga seek on a mornin' and kep frowin' up

Normani: *stops chewing in bad bitch* Huh?

Perrie: *chomp nom* She say... *nom chomp* that... *nommy nom* Leigh-Anne got sick...

Jesy: Yes, it was nasty

Lauren:... How the hell did y'all understand that?

Jade: Weave been on a grope fa ate yars

Camila: *staring at her dreamily*

Dinah: *snaps in her face* Walz

Camila: *still staring*

Everyone: *suddenly looks at her*

Camila: *looks around the room* What? I mean, Lotion over there eye fucking Jesy!

Lauren: *stale faces her* Bitch, no I wasn't

Perrie: *nommy chomp* Yes, you were!

Lauren: Mind ya business, Platypus

Jesy: *shrugs* I don't mind it

Lauren: *slowly turns her head to her while smirking*

Perrie:

Camila:

Jade: Hey, I know what we can do!

Normani: That's the first thing you said that I understood

Jade:


Camila: *sucks teeth* Don't mind her... *licks lips* What should we do, cutie? *smirks like a fuckboy*

Jade: *blushing like a mofo* Uh, I was finking we can watch Geem of Frones

Normani: And ya lost me

Lauren: Mani... Even I understood that... But yeah, Dinah put it on

Dinah: *munching loudly on the chips* Damn, these is good as shit

Perrie: *throws pillow at her with a serious face*

Dinah: *drops bag; stares at the chips on the ground; drops to her knees* WHHHYYYY??!!!

Lauren: Get your simple ass up and turn on Game of Thrones!

Dinah: *wipes fake tears* No, bish! Platypus killed my babies!

Jesy: *hits Perrie* You arse!

Perrie: *chompity chomp* How, hoe?

Dinah: Ew, you sound like Walz

Camila: *busy flirting with Jade*

Jade: *speaks*

Camila: Heart eyes *smiles like a dork*

Dinah: Bitch...

Normani: Did she just...

Jesy: Speak a...

Perrie: Damn emoji?

Lauren: ... I just know somebody better turn on Game of Thrones before I headbutt a bitch

Jesy: Aggressive, huh?

Lauren: *fuckboy* Already know, baby

Normani: *stank face* The gayness in this room is thick

Perrie: Like yer arse, yeah?

Normani: Ya damn skippy, Edwards *twerks*

Perrie: *fuckboy face*

Dinah: The fuckboy levels in this room is what's really thick... Got Cagayo, Jauregay, and Gaywards over here

Lauren:... I just wanna watch GoT, bro

Jade: Yeh, evan tho, Pez knows nofing about it

Camila: *staring at Jade like how she used to with Lauren* (sorry, I triggered myself)

Perrie: *raises eyebrow* Hey, Jeed, come sit me please? *pouts*

Jade: *gets up and sits with her*

Camila: *glares at her*

Perrie: *mouths* Leigh will knock you out

Camila: *shrugs; mouths* I don't give a fuck... If that Geordie pussy don't knock me out first *smirks*

Perrie:😨

Lauren: *throws remote across room* I JUST WANNA WATCH GAME OF FUCKING THRONES!!!