BTS Group Chats

2. "yeah, so are noodles till they're wet"

Eomma: GUYS! What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Monie: Not again....

Mochi: WHAT DID IT SAY HYUNG

Grandpa: g o t o s l e e p

Givemesprite: i know this one sjsjsnd

Musclepig: I second what Namjoon hyung said

Gucci: I third what Namjoon hyung said

Monie: is that even a thing?

Gucci: it will be today lol

Eomma: Hmph. At least Jimins excited about it

Grandpa: can you just say it already?

Eomma: Oh sheet 😂

Eomma: get it?

Mochi: wow... That was disappointing

Monie: when are they not

Musclepig: true

Grandpa: i actually lowkey liked that one though...

Musclepig: Yoongi, are you feeling okay?

Gucci: are you THAT sleep deprived

Grandpa: wanna know why? Because you idiots are always up and texting when you're right next to each other! YOU'RE CAUSING ME TO LOSE MY SWAG

Musclepig: pardon? You never had swag the last time i checked Hyung.

Mochi: wow... That's soda-pressing.

Givemesprite: Jimin... Did you just-

Mochi: i did

Eomma: AT LEAST I KNOW I'VE RAISED ONE OF MY CHILDREN RIGHT!

Eomma: JIMIN I LOVE YOU

Mochi:

Grandpa: I'm leaving-

*Grandpa has left the conversation*

Givemesprite: now i have a grandpa to go consult lol.

Musclepig: uhm... SHIP

Monie: all around me are familiar faces~

Gucci: Namjoon, stop being sad because your boyfriend won't love you back

Mochi: uhm excuse me?

Eomma: miss me with the gay shi-

Monie: Boi. Me and Jin will never ever be together. I'm straight ma dood.

Givemesprite: yeah, so are noodles till they're wet

Musclepig: oop... He has a point

*Monie has left the conversation*

*Eomma has left the conversation*

Gucci: #exposed

Mochi: #NamJinIsReal

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I lowkey had to much fun writing this chapter lmao XD lmao i hope you enjoyed.