Update!

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I realized I was really just trying to shoehorn in youtubers, so I have replaced Matthias was Chris. Makes a little more sense.

Now.... as some of you may have noticed, I've stopped writing about youtubers. You know why? Because I'm sick of your "Jokes." You know what those jokes are? Death threats. I've asked you not to do this over and over again, but you don't seem to get it. 

And when I say "stop," I don't mean tell one more joke about how you've "put away your knives." I mean STOP. 

But... I think I'm finally ready to return. Gradually, and slowly, but I am coming back. But If you guys send one more death threat my way, I will stop. For good. I don't want to check the comment section and see hundreds of threats on my life. I know they're just jokes, but I'm done. 

Consider this my official notice of return. 

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