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"Why you keep looking out that window" my home girl Tanya asked me
Nothing girl just checking to make sure the porch light on and my car windows up I said sitting back on the arm of the chair next to her
"Ummhmm I know you too well Licia, what did you do now"
Okay, so you remember that day I called you crying because my boyfriend confessed about him just finding out he had triplets
"Ummhmmm that bullshit ass lie that nigga knew he had a whole family out here"
Ugh Tanya can I finish first
"Right my bad but continue please"
So today his mother had a cookout and him homie baby mother pulled me to the side and said while she heading upstairs to bathroom she heard moaning
"Okay Licia but what does that got to do with you I mean yes that's your man , I can see now your man's homies got some messy ass baby mothers"
It has everything to do with me Tanya because that was my damn man up in that damn room doing God knows what and he smelled just like that bitch so what are you saying
"All I am saying is that don't mean they were fucking , plus that girl probably just wanted to start some shit"
Well they probably wasn't fucking he probably was eating that bitch out because I smell his breath and it smell just like Listerine cool mint that nigga don't even use that kind he always uses Crest 3D white Luxe
"As much as I want to laugh I am just going to keep it in, so why you really keep peeping out that window you said some shit to that girl, what did you say "
I called her a hoe ass bitch in front of everybody including her kids and I pushed her ass ain't no bitch nor nigga going to disrespect me and I made that shit clear
"Hold up I'm sorry you said and did that in front of her children and she didn't do anything, man Bronx got some weak ass bitches now don't get me wrong I got family from this way that's sick crazy but we don't fuck with them, so what did this chick say"
She told me to watch my back tonight I said as a knock at the door caused me to jump
"Bitch stop jumping that's just Rekia ass that girl got you ready to shit dookie balls in your underwear" she said getting up to answer the door
"Heyyyy where's my Alicia sorry it took so long had to get my lil bike beating in and I got food , Lici girl why are you over there looking all paranoid " Rekia asked giving me a hug
