Okay. So... I got a really good comeback in tonight while arguing with my sister. The song above is to lighten the mood. Play it, it's amazing.
Me: *walks back into the bedroom*
Me: Go fook yourself.
Sister: Go fook yourself.
Me: No. I already told you to go fuck yourself.
Sister: I already do.
Me: Yeah, because Michael won't.
(Michael Clifford)
Sister 2: ooooh.
Sister: Hold on... shit. I can't find it.
Me: *looks down at her from top bunk*
Me: Find what?
Sister: Where I give a fuck.
Sister 2: Damn, (sister's name). The claws are out.
Me: How about we retract those claws?
Sister: Honey, you're the one who made me draw them.
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"Elmo just wants to play with you!" (Tag + Random book)
RandomThis is a collection of tags I picked up off the internet. The cover is a David Bowie lightning bolt pin.
