Best Quotes Ever

Random Quotes From My Schoolmates

"What kind of rubbish is this? Who even likes school?" -Mia

"Do not de-nude the plush bear! She is underage!" -Nico

"Let's get trashed and sell Shopkins!" -Luis

"I wouldn't even care if this place burned down." -Tyler

"I'm failing food tech. I just can't cook for the life of me. But you're passing? You don't even do anything!" -Tyler

"HARVEY, YOU'RE A FREAKING FREAKER!" -Ava

"Is that BLOOD on the ground? Someone must have had a rough day." -Lily

"Excuse me, did you just call me a pillock? HOW DARE YOU." -Alex

"I hated that play. My favourite part was when the flag fell, and that wasn't even supposed to happen." -Paulina

"When the flag fell, I knew it was a sign that the government is coming down." -Mia 

"If you don't wanna be in here, why can't you just walk out? Like, other people are tryna listen. If you don't wanna be in here, there's the door right there and there's the door right there. You can leave, like, bye." -Jasiha

"I'm a little teapot short and stout! There is the door so please walk out." -Tessa

"Oh my God, look. The bird is decomposing! Lovely." -Alex

"BIRD SOUP!" -Juan

"You dropped something- your pants!" -Guillermo 

"The frick is she wearing? Who wears expensive high heels to a flood?" -Talia 

"I'm vandalizing my own locker." -Ethan 

"Poopshoot!" -Tyler 

"You're a binodingar!" -Tyler 

"Son of a glitch." -Matthew 

"I'm bit intrigued on how to tie a noose. I'm not going to hurt myself, y'know, I just want to know, mate." -James

"You can get famous by posting random videos of you destroying things, making a mess, and acting like a total idiot. I just found my future career." -Eric

"You touch my computer, you die." -Zoey

"Hey, Mia! I found something you can impale yourself on!" -Eric

"What's Google?" -Tyler 

"Cheers, love! I'm off to go pitch myself off the roof." -Lexi

"THIS IS ENGLAND! ENGLAND! ENGLAND!" -Hayden