Best Quotes Ever

Squidward Quotes

"Wake me up when I care."

"CANNED BREAD!"

"Oh no, he's hot!"

"Oh, my aching tentacles."

"Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognised talent."

"I have no soul."

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today."

"I might as well sleep one hundred years or so."

"I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die."

"It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever."

"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?"

"Another day, another migraine."

"Future!"

"Welcome to the Krusty Krab, where the clock of evolution ticks backwards."

"You can't fool me. I listen to public radio."

"Welcome to the House of Misery."

"The first place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?"

"I'm a winner, see my prize!"