Torturing the Boys because Why Not? (J.W.)

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Kapok:This could be better, but I still like it.

Spiral:How could it be better? This is awesome.

Kapok:There's no death in it though.

Jellyfish:I like it. We're all going to be traumatized after this though.

Meteorshower:We're all probably going to need therapy.

*Players appear*

Winter:No way. I'm not doing this again.

Turtle:I'm scared.

Qibli:*Chanting in a low voice* Torture Winter! Torture Winter!

Moon:Does it involve me?

Kinkajou:I'll do it!

Kapok:Moon you're free and sorry Kinkajou maybe next time you can do something.

Jellyfish:We're torturing the boys today.

Carelian:Yessss!

Boys:Nooooo!

Spiral:You guys are going to get makeovers and then you have to come up with a J.W. cheer!

Kapok:Basically you're cheerleaders!

Meteorshower:We have pom poms and everything.

Kapok:*Locks them in a dance studio* It's the best I could find.

*Two hours later*

Meteroshower:Do you think they're alright?

Spiral:No.

Jellyfish:Now it's time for them to preform!

Kapok:*Lets them out of the closet* Introducing the Jade Mountain cheerleaders!

Girls:*Sitting on the ground eating popcorn* *Hosts join them*

Kinkajou:No fair! I would be awesome at this! Right Moon?

Moon:That's right.

Carelian:Why do I even come here anymore?

Kapok:Only because we make you.

Winter:Ready guys?

Boys:Yup!

*They boys come out of the closest wearing blue and grey cheer uniforms with matching pom poms*

Boys:Go team!

*They boys walk onto the stage while everyone else sits there, shocked*

Winter:One! Two! Three!

Boys:Moon's the best! Moon's the best! She's better then all the rest! She's awesome and sweet and the best person you'll ever meet! Yay Moon!

Moon:Why me?

Jellyfish:What did we do?

Meteorshower:I don't know.

*The boys line up in two lines*

Qibli:One! Two! Three!

*The boys do a half-time routine involving them stunting Turtle and Umber doing a split*

Everyone:.........

Everyone:*Breaks out into applause*

Winter:Go team!

Spiral:You guys know you can stop now, right?

Umber:What do you mean stop?

Qibli:We're just being cheery!

Turtle:Go team!

Kapok:We ruined them.





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