Wiki is a Weird Place Part Two (J.W.)

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Kapok:A big thanks to GirlWarriorX for wanting this encore.

Jellyfish:I'm glad someone thinks we're entertaining.

Spiral:We're just using a website, this has almost nothing to do with us.

Jellyfish:Well I'm glad people think that the website is interesting.

Meteorshower:One day we will be funny.

Kapok:No.

*Players appear*

Kinkajou:Hi!

Meteorshower:I feel like readers are going to get bored of that eventually.

Carnelian:I will be the first to say that I am.

Turtle:I think it's cute.

Winter:I bet you'd think scavengers are cute.

Qibli:.........

Qibli:First, you're the biggest fan of scavengers here, and second, everyone thinks scavengers are cute.

Moon:Except for a certain Nightwing assassin.

Kapok:That's my Dad!

Umber:I feel like every time I come here I just get stupider.

Kapok:Let's just start this then. Today you guys will get to react to your Wiki descriptions while everyone else laughs at you. We'll pull names out of a hat.

Qibli:What's Wiki?

Jellyfish:Have you no life?

Qibli:I have no internet.

Jellyfish:That is sad.

Meteorshower:The first name is Turtle.

Turtle:I'm cool with that.

Spiral:For some reason once again the link isn't working, so you won't be able to click on it and go to Wiki dear readers, but we'll still include them.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Prince_Turtle

Moon:I mean, you have a ton of siblings.

Qibli:You talk about your murderous ancestors an unsettling amount.

Winter:That's great and all, but it talks about how he and Kinkajou are probably in love.

Turtle:Be quiet.

Spiral:Well next up is Carnelian.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Carnelian

Umber:Well she's as snarky as ever in here.

Carnelian:Why is this all in past tense? Guys, I'm not dead. Why does it say I am?

Kapok:Alright next up is Moon.

Carnelian:I'M NOT DEAD GUYS!!!!!!!!!

Kapok:Sure.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Moonwatcher

Turtle:Your family is small. Gotta love your Father though.

Moon:I've heard that he's simply amazing.

Kinkajou:Yes! It says I'm your best friend.

Umber:Someone's got a boyfriend and friendzoned Winter!

Winter:Be quiet or I'll stuff a mango in your eyes.

Qibli:Be nice Winter. Please keep talking Umber.

Jellyfish:Next up is Qibli.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Qibli

Qibli:They're can't be anything embarrassing in here.

Winter:Under appearance it immediately calls you scrawny and wiry.

Turtle:Later on it says that he's been described as warmly handsome by Umber and Moon though.

Umber:It's still true.

Winter:It says that you think that I'm better than you though, which is true.

Moon:Aww you're insecure, that's kind of cute.

Qibli:Why thank you. You are most definitely cute.

Winter:Dang it!

Meteorshower:Next we have Umber.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Umber

Turtle:This talks about your gayness a lot.

Moon:You two used to sleep next to each other, that's adorable!

Qibli:Wow Winter. It looks like two people have a crush on me.

Winter:I don't like you.

Qibli:Nah we're best friends!

Umber:For the record I most definitely have a crush on Qibli.

Spiral:Next up is Kinkajou.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Kinkajou

Umber:Wait, you don't have any family?

Kinkajou:Rainwings don't do that kind of stuff. Everyone helps to raise everyone.

Qibli:It does say that you have a crush on a certain Seawing.

Kinkajou:*Blushing* Stop it!

Carnelian:GUYS I'M VERY MUCH ALIVE!

Kapok:Finally it's Winter's turn.

https://wingsoffire.fandom.com/wiki/Prince_Winter

Winter:Guys I don't think this is necessary. We already know enough about me.

Qibli:Like your crush on Moon? 

Kinkajou:Maybe the fact that you're insecure too?

Moon:Maybe the fact that you have a troubled past?

Winter:Guys I get it! You can stop now!

Moon:Fine.

Carnelian:GUYS I'M NOT DEAD!

Kapok:Sure you're not.

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