Collection of Quotes and Jokes

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That awkward moment when you run into the same person more than once in the same day... every day of the week...

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Me: *watches Youtube* *looks over to the clock* "It's 4:00 already?! Eh, what's no sleep feel like?" *continues watching*

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Dad: (My name) You are in trouble young lady!

Me: ~What'd they find out?!~ *mind racing to terrible thoughts*

Dad: You have to stop reading far into the night.

Me: *sighs in relief* Ok dad!

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That moment the teacher announces to hand in your homework, and you completely forgot you had homework.

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Me: Hey... hey... hey...

Friend: Yea?

Me: Hey!

Friend: I'm not saying W-H-A-T!

Me: Smosh posted another video

Friend: Wait, what?! *quickly checks her phone and turns to me* You little...

NE- Wait... it's time to do the outro... Well, I'm posting random jokes I have found here... And I hope you enjoy! Peace!

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