Everyone has those people who just don't know when to shut their mouthes, and hhow to be quiet
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Three Things I know about you
1: You can't say the 'm' sound without touching your upper and lower lips together
2: You probably just tried it
3: You're smiling, or enjoying, **or frustrated**
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How to scare someone: Say stuff in a creepy voice that has many tones, sneak up before them and s-care them that way, and act like you're possessed afterwards
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There's that one teacher no one can stand, and no one will tell the teacher who it is.
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Funny: Scaring someone
Hilarious: When their reactions are delayed.
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If no one's perfect, and practice makes perfect... WHY PRACTICE?!
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Rise of the Guardians!
Jack: *sees the hole under the bed* YOLO!!! *dives in*
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Me: *tells a joke found on the internet*
Sister: "Sometimes you internet jokes should stay on the internet."
Me: "I didn't find it on the internet. My friend did!"
Here's some jokes for you. Meow. Anyways, vote, comment, and share for more jokes or stuff... MEOW!!!
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Collection of Jokes and Rants
HumorA bunch of jokes I have found. Sorry if any of them are offensive to you. Oh, and rants.
