You know that Nico is like, 85, right? How is he your 'younger brother'?
Me: He will always be my baby brother because I would've been older if he hadn't spent an eternity in Hotel Lotus Biscuit.
Nico: Don't remind me.
Me: How about I make you a Lotus Biscuit milkshake?
Nico: No.
Leo: We make milkshakes in our garage. You want some?
Nico: No.
Me: Not even strawberry?
Nico: No.
Me: Chocolate milkshake! Do you want chocolate milkshake?
Nico: No.
Leo: How about ice cream?
Me: Salad?
Leo: Pasta?
Me: I know! Pizza! We'll make you pizza!
Nico: Please don't.
Me: You're my little brother. I need to make you pizza!
Will: I'll have some!
Nico: ...Well... I suppose-
Will: Can I have pineapple on it?
Nico: ...
Me: ...
Leo: ...
Everyone: ...
Will: What?
Me: WILL IS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!!
Me: GET THE HOLY WATER!!!
Leo: *Runs away*
Will: What's wrong with pineapple on pizza?
Leo: DRINK THIS WILL THIS IS SERIOUS!!
Leo: *Hands Will glass of holy water*
Will: Uhhh...
Percy: This is the end everyone!
Nico: MY BOYFRIEND LIKES PINEAPPLE ON HIS PIZZA!!!
Piper: GODS HELP US!!!
Annabeth: ... What's going on?
Everyone: *Freaking out*
Will: It's a dumb story.
Annabeth: Of course.
Will: I told them I like pizza with pineapple. Ha ha, it's ridiculous, I kno- Why do you look so shocked?
Annabeth: Will... SOMEONE HELP WILL HAS BETRAYED ALL OF US!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!
Will: ...
YOU ARE READING
Leo and Cake's Garage
HumorHello there. Friends. If you read my other book (Q And A... With Nico), you will know who Cake is. This is... a continuation to that book? I guess? Anyway, if you don't know her, then I feel hurt. I'm Cake and you don't know me! *Cry* Just kidding...
