Oompah Loompah (Randomness)

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Usually, this didnt happen. Well, to be specific, the RED Spy rarely got drunk. And so did the BLU Engineer. So when they found themselves in the midst of battle, drunken as all hell, laughing at nothing, they formulated a plan. A stupid, yet amusing plan. The Spy would disguise as the BLU engineer and sit on BLU's dispenser, and the BLU engineer himself would sit on his sentry.

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"Solly, do you see that?" Sniper nudged his rifle toward the crazed scene down on the small buildings in the middle of the map.

"See what, Private? I don't-.... Oh, hell. We got a Spy in our midst! But why isn't our real Engineer...." Soldier paused to groan.

"DEMOMAN!" Soldier yelled."DIDYA LOOSE ANY OF YER LIQUOR?"

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The RED Spy giggled, his drunken state only enhancing his Texan accent. "Say, Buddy, could ya gimme a hand here?"

"Sure, Pardner." BLU Engineer gently pushed his doppleganger up onto his very own Dispenser, and he climbed onto his Sentry gun. Nobody else knew how the duo got up there but them and a now-destroyed teleporter.

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