5:38 a.m
[Lauren💚]: ok i feel personally attacked by the amount of cuteness that is currently located on mani's instagram
[Lauren💚]: and i d e m a n d an explanation
9:46 a.m
[Mani🐻]: why the hell were you up at 5 am
[Lauren💚]: dunno
[Lauren💚]: i was just awake then
[Dinah🍑]: ur a loser
[Lauren💚]: no you are
[Dinah🍑]: no you are
[Lauren💚]: i know you are but what am i
[Dinah🍑]: a loser
[Ally🙏]: you are BOTH losers and that is that
[Dinah🍑]: bitch
[Ally🙏]: dinah jane i swear
[Dinah🍑]: sorry mom
[Lauren💚]: AHEM
[Lauren💚]: we are not DONE with my question
[Lauren💚]: why were you with dinah last night mani
[Ally🙏]: oop i know
[Mila💕]: oop i do too
[Dinah🍑]: 😶
[Lauren💚]: i don't get it
[Ally🙏]: lauren, sweaty, put the pieces of the puzzle together
[Mila💕]: sweaty💀
[Lauren💚]: give me a damn minute
2:56 p.m
[Lauren💚]: HOLD UP I THINK I GOT IT
[Dinah🍑]: finally dear god
[Lauren💚]: you met up with mani after your date
[Mila💕]: j e s u s
[Mani🐻]: i am so disappointed
[Ally🙏]: lauren
[Ally🙏]: you thought for *five* hours
[Ally🙏]: and you literally have never been so far off
[Lauren💚]: fucking god
[Dinah🍑]: lauren, i went on a date w i t h normani
[Lauren💚]: oh
[Lauren💚]: OH
[Lauren💚]: OH SHIT
[Lauren💚]: YAY THE SHIP IS SAILING
[Lauren💚]: omg a norminah date must be so hot
[Mani🐻]: whatever suits your fantasies lauren
[Dinah🍑]: well everything was going great up until someone leaned on their car horn and scared the shit out of me
[Mani🐻]: you know what dinah?
[Dinah🍑]: what mani?
[Mani🐻]: nevermind
[Dinah🍑]: nEvErMiNd
[Mani🐻]: i'm regretting going out with you
[Dinah🍑]: HA
[Dinah🍑]: PLEASE
[Dinah🍑]: no one ever regrets taking dinah jane on a date
[Lauren💚]: why were you single for so long then
[Dinah🍑]: shutuplaurenbeforeipulverizeyou
[Mila💕]: let's see, how long has dinah been single for?
[Mani🐻]: whoever gives me the right answer first i'm giving candy to
[Ally🙏]: it's ON
[Lauren💚]: i'm gonna win this
[Mila💕]: you're going down lauren
[Lauren💚]: no you're going down
[Ally🙏]: 346 days
[Mani🐻]: is it right
[Lauren💚]: i think she's right
[Mila💕]: ^
[Mani🐻]: how did you do that so fast
[Ally🙏]: well i looked up dinah's frantic texts about a date she went on sometime last september and i looked at the date of the text
[Ally🙏]: then i figured out how many days ago that would be from today
[Ally🙏]: and now we're here
[Dinah🍑]: i don't see any of you hoes dating
[Dinah🍑]: at least i'm making an effort
[Mani🐻]: it's ok bby i appreciate your effort❤️
[Lauren💚]: CUTIES AW
a/n: lmao i forget this story exists literally 24/7 but it has 19k reads?? wtf?? i guess i should probably be better at updating it. here's an update, give me love and affection, i love you all❤️
